Attempted Speech - Chicago Metropolitan Sports Association Executive Board Election

Hello! Thanks to everyone for coming out to vote for the Chicago Metropolitan Sports Association’s executive board!

My name is Kyle Palmer and I have some softball trivia for you!

How many perfect games did Rachele Fico, holder of the national record, pitch in High School?

The answer is 26. (Though the New York Times says 25…)

Which is, like, a totally crazy amount. Too, I don’t think most people in the audience…